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Sweet Southern Comfort


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"Retiring today allows me to walk away from the game with pride, rather than have the game walk away from me."

Nicklas Lidstrom (via intelligentinsanity)

Excuse me while I sob uncontrollably. God Lid, the hockey world is going to miss you.

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The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

BEST PUNS EVER.

HE’S BREAD, JIM.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO TUMBLR IS KILLING ME TODAY

Tumblr people are hilarious

aheit11:

thegoddamazon:

laughingfish:

inflateablefilth:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

BEST PUNS EVER.

HE’S BREAD, JIM.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO TUMBLR IS KILLING ME TODAY

Tumblr people are hilarious

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Storm comin! ☁⚡☔ (Taken with instagram)

Storm comin! ☁⚡☔ (Taken with instagram)


He kind of, sort of, almost fits! (Taken with instagram)

He kind of, sort of, almost fits! (Taken with instagram)


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youknowyoureafloridianwhen:

Thank you, veterans!

youknowyoureafloridianwhen:

Thank you, veterans!


Oscar: So how was your date?
Holly: 8.5! I got a red wine stain on my favorite shirt. But he’s cute, right?
*Michael interrupts*
Holly: What’s wrong?
Michael: Mmm… Um…

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My name's Merritt.
I'm 19 years old and I've lived in South Florida all my life....but hopefully that changes soon! I'm lucky enough to be in a relationship with my best friend. <3
I spend almost all of my time outdoors and with people I love. Im unhealthily obsessed with my Jeep wrangler ;)
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